Santa: Main Tirath Yatra Ja Raha Hu Soch Raha Hu Daru Chhod Do Banta: Ye To Achchi Baat Hai Ismen Kathinai Kya Hai? Santa: Par Kiske Pas Chhodun? Mere Sabhi Dost Kamine Hai Sale Pe Jayange
Santa: Jo Pati Apni Patniyaan Se Darte Hain Wo Swarg Jate Hain Banta: Aur Jo Nahin Darte? Santa: Unke Liye Dharti Hi Swarg Ke Saman Hai
Rikshevala: Bas Stop Ke 20 Rupaye Lunga Santa: Saman Bhi Sath Men Hai Rikshevala: Saman Fre Hai Santa: Thik Hai Saman Le Chal - Main Paidal Aata Hu
Jito: Agar Main Vakt (Samay) Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadra (Ijjat) Karte? Santa: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Jito: Kyon? Santa: Log Kahte `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai`
Santa: Ghar Men Mera Hi Hukum Chalta Hai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Main Kahta Hu Ki Garam Pani Le Aao Wo Garam Pani Le Aati Hai Banta: Garam Pani Hi Kyon? Santa: Garam Pani Se Bartan Achchhe Dhulte Hain
Santa Dukandar Se "Mujhe Mobile Men MP3 Gane Dalwane Hain Mobile Dukaandar Bola "Memori (Memory) Card Hai Kya?" Santa: "Nahin Memori Card To Nahin Hai Rashan Card Chalega?"